(sounds of sheets being tossed about)...(footsteps
Journal Entry: Sun Jul 31, 2005, 10:51 PM
So I just got up after a loooooooong nap and I don't know where the hell I am. I'm pretty sure that I'm supposed to be at college; yeah, college, why am I at home?
Jesus Christ, my room is a fucking wreck; what the hell did I do to deserve this?
(sound of stuff being crammed into the closet)
Ah, that's better; but still, how did I get here?
Someone explain, whoever has the most creative explanation.
BECOMES TEH WINNAR!